You don't gain the status of Man's Best Friend without having a lot going for you as a species. Dogs have almost all the best human virtues - loyalty, kindness, bravery, a sense of humor - with few of our vices. Just about the only thing they have against them is a total lack of moderation. When they see something to eat they wolf it down. If there is something smelly on the ground, they'll roll around in it as long as you'll let them.
This deficiency does encourage in them a minor degree of deceit. But you can't actually call them Scamsters because they are so ludicrously bad at it!
Hank is always looking for food. Sometimes my wife and I are in and out of the house at about "Chow-O-Clock" and he will always try to persuade the person just coming in the house that he needs a bowl full. So I have a note that I leave on the table. It says: I fed the Dog. But it has also started to acquire a bit of "marginalia", little captions and cartoons appearing on the fringes. Nice try, Hank.
Recently at a grand kid bed time we came up with some additional ones. Hank seemed to be listening intently. My personal favorite:
"Yes he fed me, but it was just broccoli, that does not count and I barfed it up in the corner. "
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