It was F. Scott Fitzgerald who said that there are no second acts in American Life. I guess there are exceptions though. In Wisconsin there is a very detailed analysis of white tail deer populations and of the annual harvest through bow and gun hunting seasons. If there are still a lot of deer roaming about a short four day "second season" happens.
Lest you judge this heartless, the deer population is carefully managed for good reasons. White tail deer were once much less common. In the 19th century we logged off the northern half of Wisconsin and covered the southern half with farms. Effectively the state became a giant feet lot for deer. Left to their own devices there would be more deer starving in the winter. Or smacking into cars year 'round. Oh, no doubt the modest extra boost to the local economy is a minor factor in the extended deer season. For what it's worth there are other little special seasons for muzzle loaders, youth hunters and so forth.
This time I'll be hunting on my own, just the Better Half back at the cabin for support staff. Actual real life has more influence on my kids than it does on me. In addition to employment they also have to figure in minimizing any possible Covid exposure in the lead up to Christmas gatherings...
So, back to the woods.
I started the day with a great plan. A stand was set up overlooking a promising trail. I had made a lightweight gun rest out of various "stuff" from the robotics stockpile. I had the scope zeroed in on where the deer should be.
It totally did not work out. A nearby cabin that is never occupied this time of year, was. I suspect its a Covid telecommuting situation. The deer were put off by this and even if I had spotted one I'd be reluctant to disturb these nice neighbors with artillery fire.
So for the evening hunt, another approach.
Down the road a little ways is a parcel of public land that is adjacent to a former golf course. The local gentry, actually a very prominent family of industrialists, bought the golf course and just let it revert to nature. I think this is some combination of tax write off, laudable interest in land conservation...and an excuse for them to have some great hunting land all to themselves. Really, there's deer eating former golf course grass right out in the open. And overlooking it all there are several swank hunting stands. Here's one of them.
Very deluxe, as you'd expect. I've known people who hunt in such splendor to actually take naps, listen to podcasts. Maybe they check their emails and run their business empires. Well, this is just the other side of the fence dividing private and public land. On my side I've set up this hillbilly deer stand:
Just a cheap folding chair, one my wife was encouraging me to discard. I put a few strips of orange fabric up to help me find it in the dark. And to show it has not been casually dumped.
For the evening hunt I sat there in comfort. I could see deer munching contentedly off in the distant safety of the golf course. As light was fading I was surprised by two deer that just materialized somehow 50 yards away from me. I never heard 'em. But I did see them.
I am not at this stage of my hunting experience a great marksman. But I'm able to report that I did make a clean shot dropping my deer about 20 feet on the proper side of a large NO TRESPASSING sign.
A fun day and a fun experience overall. With the extra effort I was able to make us 3/3. This will be the benchmark for future hunts. I also learned a lot and had a chance to enjoy some quality family time in a year when we all could use more of it.----------------------------------
Addenda:
1. It has been pointed out that in dim light that folding chair looks like the biggest white tail deer butt in the world. I should have, and certainly shall, cover it with orange before its next deployment.
2. I dragged the deer out of the woods myself, the better part of a mile. That's why I'm not wearing orange in this photo. I was pretty warm by that point and had shed a layer.
3. This is a "nubbin buck". That counts as antlerless.
4. The history of deer population numbers is more complicated than I made it sound. I'm still studying past numbers. But current numbers are robust.
5. I'll be giving a program - alas virtually - for the local Learning in Retirement group in March. I'll post a link if anyone else out there is interested in taking up deer hunting in their "over the hill" years.