Ah, Facebook. There was a time when it was the unquestioned global information exchange. Also of cat videos which I'm fine with. I had little use for it until my archaeology friends encouraged me to hop on as a way to stay in touch. I've stuck with it. So far.....
I know many people are unhappy with the platform for reasons political. Me, I'm tolerant of such things. You provide a service that I find useful, respond to what your customers want, and are not total jerks.....I'll stick around.
But in the last six months Facebook has, as I see it, taken a huge nose dive in quality.
Not across the board. I still stay in touch with those far flung friends and enjoy seeing their posts of travels, adventures. And in some cases, cute cats. But there's all this other "stuff" now.
I'm fine with Sponsored Posts. FB needs to make money. I glance at them and move on. But there are other more intrusive ways FB shoves stuff in front of me.
For a while it was big batches of people (?) they suggested I follow. Most of them were of no interest to me. Every professional and semi-professional sport in the US and the UK was suggested. As well as lots of other junk. I only really got annoyed when the suggestions got Suggestive. Scantily clad young ladies who, if followed into a dark alleyway, would at best rob you at knifepoint.
You can get rid of these suggestions by using the established FB system, just hitting the "no thanks" button near the top of such solicitations. If they come back a second time you can report them for a variety of things. Selling illegal animals was my favorite.
The Suggestive suggestions are now gone, but something worse lingers on. Facebook Reels.
No doubt in response to Tiktok, FB launched this a year or two back. And the subject matter is A) not relevant to me and B) often disgusting. A majority seem to come from Asia, and I suspect more than a few are AI generated. You can click on Show me Less of This at the upper right corner of a batch....and the same ones turn up instantly. You can also click on individual Reels and report them as disgusting, violent, etc. This seems harsh, but the content is in many cases precisely that. You get people draining abscesses, both human and veterinary. You get people collecting huge hauls of small unhappy looking fish from muddy ponds in the Philippines. You get tattoos and tattoo removal. You get stuff that - from the teaser photo - falls into the "Don't know, don't wanna know" category.
Reelly now. We have the equivalent of the Great Library of Alexandria, the Library of Congress and pretty much every classic of stage, screen and page available in a hand held device....and we get this:
Facebook ignores any guidance along the lines of "For the love of Zuckerman, don't show me this". And there is no official way to nuke the Reels feature entirely.
But there are unofficial ways. I'm looking at a browser extension that will let me get rid of Reels and other dreck on Facebook. FB is understandably not happy about this sort of software and the odds are fair that it would in response become poutingly become less functional overall.
So here's the deal. I'm standing pat until after the spring archaeology jaunt. After that I'm going to tame Facebook, and if the Algorithms strike back I will ditch it entirely.
For those reading my regular writings (Detritus of Empire) that I cross post here, well, I'm looking at Substack as an alternative. I'd keep it free of course.
OK Facebook, that there's your shot across the bow. I'd like to think its close enough to splash a little water up on the bridge and leave a few muddy, unhappy fish flopping at the feet of Admiral Zuckerberg.
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Ever wonder how much the internet is keeping an eye on you? We all have our anecdotes. Here's another. A few days after composing the above, and while it was still in Draft, Facebook Reels went away. Coincidence? Or Admiral Zuckerberg staring at the dead fish all around his bridge and telling his first mate (probably the flatulent little girl shown above) to stand down.....