Christmas Bills

It's that time of year again.  My taxidermy pal Bill the Squirrel has an abundance of wardrobe options.  This year he's stylin' a knitted wine bottle cover made to resemble a classic Ugly Sweater.  I suspect the Asian textile mill workers who crank this stuff out pause occasionally to wonder what they'd actually be used for.

I don't think they imagined this:

May your days be Merry and Weird.