Any rural area that has been settled for a while has its share of oddly named little communities. Recently while on my way elsewhere I passed through Tell, Wisconsin.
The basic societal unit in Wisconsin contains at least one tavern, two churches (one Catholic, one Protestant) and a post office.
Tell falls a bit short.
Of course there is a tavern.
This was 10:30 am, a bit early even for Wisconsinites to need a nip.
Only one church. And as you can see below, it is not much of a "going concern" these days.
But marvelously the graveyard did contain a nice "newer" variant of a Tree Shaped Tombstone. Understated but well executed I thought.
Since Tell is near the heavily Swiss community of Alma I am assuming that the name is homage to William Tell. As to whether any of the citizens of this little place would "tell" on you if you misbehaved, I suspect you would be fairly safe. The church, the tavern, a few houses....I did not see a living soul about.