Walking on a Sunday morning we came across a thrift sale. I stopped to look at one rather eye catching item. The guy in charge said:
"Hey, you need a fish?"
At that price, yes, yes I do need a fish.
This magnificent slab 'o Taxidermy is hanging out in my secret underground workshop as negotiations continue. You'd think a majestic King salmon would look great anywhere, right? If you think that you presumably have a Y chromosome.
On the back of the mount I found this:
There is no Burokek Taxidermy in Janesville Wisconsin at this time. But of course the fish looks to be decades old. Oddly, Janesville is something of a taxidermy mecca. Why there is even a Rhinehart Taxidermy Institute there.