Monday, July 22, 2013

Memorable ER Quotes Six

"I am a Professional Poker Player"

This was from a pleasant young man in his early 20's who seemed to be strategically cultivating the look of someone in their mid teens.

"I am Maha Maya, the Mother of all Buddas!"

This from a rather vocal individual who was demanding five glasses of ice water and to be medivaced out immediately.


A patient being admitted for another problem entirely pointed out some odd scratches on his abdomen.

"I bet you can't guess how I got those."

I admitted I could not.

"I was attacked by a chickadee."

1 comment:

Honeybee said...

Quotes from an ER would be a blog worthy category alone!