Friday, May 3, 2019

The Dog Has Plans

Dog will dig holes.



Premise:  The Humans have More Treats.

Hypothesis:  The Treats are in the sky, probably being carried by the small silver birds that fly way up there.

Test of Hypothesis:  Barking and Howling at the birds has not caused them to drop any treats.

Conclusion:  Ineffective so far but continue barking and howling just in case.

Second hypothesis: The Treats are buried in the ground.

Test of Hypothesis:  Dig holes.  Low grade Treats are occasionally found.

Conclusion:  More holes should be dug.

2 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

Dirt is cooler than sod; I'd dig holes, too! - lol

Tacitus said...

Well, it is a bit of a clue for long time readers.
Stay tuned.

TW