Mostly of course it is full of oddly phrased missives from people who would like access to my bank account.
The other day I looked over the accumulated emails and realized that they had a sort of poetry to them. Almost like haiku.
Very loosely, haiku poems have 3 lines with 5, 7, and 5 syllables in them. Just for fun I decided to take snippets of peculiar spam and craft haiku from them.
My best girl inquire,
free of cost audit report for
The Rolex Watches
or perhaps this one:
Highly Sincerely
principally tremendous
still remember me?
you can even mine a single "Nigerian" email for its built in, if unintended poetry.
artist and miscreants
ready to share with you 40%
of Cahoot Bank here
Now, let me try my own original composition.
Voices from nowhere
Foolishly hope for my cash
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