I had never heard the term "Fake Bands". Who knew that there were actually "Top Fake Bands" as it says in the fine print. I neglected to take a picture of it but on the adjacent wall there was an advert for a local "Pub Golf" event. Yikes.
A garbage truck in the Cotswolds. As our view of the UK is heavily colored by James Bond flicks I expected spies in tuxedos and dark glasses to be emptying the bins.
It means drive slowly. In this little hamlet the children seemed just fine but their dog, a scrawny whippet, did seem a bit dim witted.
And speaking of dogs.....Lets just ignore the notion that any spot a dog fouls is likely to be at least fairly warm. This must be set aside for a larger question. Are there in fact actual Dog Fouling Enforcement Officers? What are the qualifications? Do they have any additional duties? Do they have to collect "evidence"?
This was over the River Eden in Cumbria. Now I don't know about you, but to me "Collapse Imminent" suggests that I should get a blanket, set out a picnic and wait for the bridge to go down. I mean, imminent suggests you won't have to wait very long. Or is this another of the silly Health and Safety things that the Brits kow tow to?
Recent flood damage. No to the picnic lunch, but also no to going out for a closer look.
Let's close on a historic note, one that surprised me. First a mile stone:
And then the unobtrusive little brass plate: