This was from a pleasant young man in his early 20's who seemed to be strategically cultivating the look of someone in their mid teens.
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This from a rather vocal individual who was demanding five glasses of ice water and to be medivaced out immediately.
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A patient being admitted for another problem entirely pointed out some odd scratches on his abdomen.
"I bet you can't guess how I got those."
I admitted I could not.
"I was attacked by a chickadee."
Quotes from an ER would be a blog worthy category alone!
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