Monday, July 22, 2013

Memorable ER Quotes Six

"I am a Professional Poker Player"

This was from a pleasant young man in his early 20's who seemed to be strategically cultivating the look of someone in their mid teens.
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"I am Maha Maya, the Mother of all Buddas!"


This from a rather vocal individual who was demanding five glasses of ice water and to be medivaced out immediately.

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A patient being admitted for another problem entirely pointed out some odd scratches on his abdomen.

"I bet you can't guess how I got those."

I admitted I could not.

"I was attacked by a chickadee."

1 comment:

Honeybee said...

Quotes from an ER would be a blog worthy category alone!