Much of the "cuisine" at the Minnesota State Fair is sold from small booths out on the grounds. But there actually is a Food Building. For aficionados of greasy food this is a sacred place, the Oily of Oilys if you will. So imagine my surprise when I walked up to one of the doors of it and saw:
Pah, enough of these misguided rice cake eating moralists. Around a different corner of the Food Building..
I usually gaze in wonder upon the vile viands but seldom consume them. But I did see one item that just could not be passed up. We asked for and received a small sampling of: